Grandmas Gone Wild

It's been a while since I posted. Life has its twists and turns, and we just go with them. I have taken a break from surveillance, and am doing loss prevention. Sure is a different game!

My most memorable day was in an upper-crust store where I spied a very old woman in tennis shoes, armed with her black trash bag at the cosmetic counter. I couldn't believe my eyes as she helped herself to dozens of bottles of well-known fragrance for men. Quick as lightening, she stuffed that trash bag and took a run for the front door where there was a car and driver waiting. It happened so fast our team did not catch her. This woman had to be 80 years old, and yet she ran like Bruce Jenner!

This incident provoked questions for me. What has happened to our grandmas? I cannot imagine my own Christian grandmother ever stealing a stick of gum, much less $800 worth of men's fragrances. Grandmas have gone wild! They have tossed their values out the window and taken their place with hard core criminals. And I'm quite sure that car drove to yet another store straight from where I was standing with my mouth hanging open.

This time, I spied to no avail. What a downer.